Recently came across this while cleaning out some storage boxes - it was sent to me by a colleague during my corporate days. I'm not sure who penned it - but they were very clever. (Holts is like a Saks and Bloor is like Rodeo Drive.)
Armani
Who Art in Holts
Hallowed be thy shoes
Thy Prada come
Thy shopping done
On Bloor St.
As it is in Paris
Give us this day, our Visa Gold
And Forgive those who charge us interest
Lead us not into Wal-Mart
And deliver us from Sears
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, And the Versace.
For Dolce and Gabbana
Amex.
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